Probably what I’m thinking if you’re talking to me. And I’m a girl. But I like my sandwiches.
Probably wouldn’t say the ‘babe’ part.
(Source: joegran, via gotitreasonablypriced)
Here go I…
May every step be deliberate, no matter how disappointing.
I have these expectations of myself which are consistently not where I am, out of reach, and sometimes I reach them but never do I exceed them. Because a greater expectation is then thought up.
Sorry for the weirdness. I’m just gonna try posting more of my thoughts here. I mean - who could object to Karl Pilkington posts? But, a few text posts here and there might give you a better sense of who I am. Or, I might just come off as random and schizophrenic (yes to the former and definitely not to the latter).
Let’s see…
Here are some facts -
1. I am 23 (or 23 and a 1/4th if you’re that type)
2. I am living abroad in a country that is not to be named but that will soon no longer be my resident country. Yay!
3. I am from the US (and my imminent return has made me more patriotic than ever…but there’s no one to sing “Star Spangled Banner” with)
4. I love chocolate and sweet things so much that it pains me to part from them for the next few weeks (or, at least, that’s the plan)
5. I thought I would write a book of short stories by now (during this gap year abroad), but, as always, the expectations I have for myself are ridiculous. Not that I couldn’t have done this, but I seem to have misplaced this thing of mine - discipline.
“You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drift here and there trying to forget the sad things that happened to me.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via timetravel-teacup)
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I bought this shirt in yellow for about 4 bucks at some cheap clothing store. I will make sure to glare at people whenever I wear this lol
This is actually how addiction works. Be understanding with your friends. Don’t put THEM in clinics. Put their substances in clinics. Lock em up!
Eatable Used Band-Aids
I wonder if this makes anyone squeamish. Me? I would lick that jam blood right up!
This is genius. You can probably guess which one is my favorite…
If memes gain a wider audience somehow, we could tap into them for advertising. But, I guess the appeal to them is that they’re entertaining and that they come and go and usually there is a cult following around them at most.
(Source: hiddlesworthing, via juliasegal)
Folding for Peace is a white paper garden in Nagasaki, Japan, realized by Swiss designer Anouk Vogel. The patch of faux flowers are aligned in a circular bed, angelically standing tall and vibrant against a naturally viridescent backdrop. The piece was commissioned by the Gardening World Cup and awarded the Silver Medal and Judges’ Special Award at the Festival of Flowers and World Peace.
An ancient Japanese legend promises that anyone who folds a thousand origami cranes will be granted a wish, such as long life or recovery from illness or injury. Inspired by this popular belief, the garden Folding For Peace is the physical remain of a wish for world peace. All the plants that compose the garden are folded out of white paper.
(via flightlessbirdwrites)
