The facts of life, according (mainly) to the bloke with a head like a f****** orange.
(Source: pandapop)
Wow, I wish I was that cool. If I were Smokey the Bear, that’s the only way I could be even cooler.
(Source: heywinchest, via aliuribe)
Does tumblr ever make you feel numb?
I read a lot of blogs. I peruse a lot of tumblrs. And, I think it’s stifling my ability to create. I can’t be bothered to write for beans anymore. Like WRITE write, not just write a stupid post on my blog.
SURPRISE.
Airplanes are weak sauce. At this point, I believe you’re supposed to cut a b****.
(via akadaniel)
How some of the best friendships start. Don’t rule out your enemies!
(Source: savedbythebellsabrina, via dys-pho-ria)
I’ve never used this phrase before even though it’s a Tumblr mainstay. But…
GPOY GPOY GPOY!!!
What I don’t understand is why other people don’t see the social necessity of being reliable.
(Source: lukesdiner, via pretendparades)
